the da vinci code....

...so we went, and actually, it was pretty entertaining. I liked the book in a big US crime blockbuster sort of way, and, you know, liked the film in a big US crime blockbuster kind of way...

For your consideration -

Audrey Tatou, it would appear can't act. The Doctor tells me this does not matter
Tom Hanks is great as Robert Langdon. Those thinking otherwise - are wrong (of course I can't find the link to the review saying this at the moment...)
But the best of the best of the best - casting Dr Octopus as the bad guy. Inspired!