Hairlarity...

...so I'm in the shower, and Current NZ PA is washing my hair. I'm busy pretending not to go back to sleep when she reaches for the conditioner and says

'You know, Birdy I can always tell when you've had a bad night, tossing and turning as your hair is all tangled.'

I begin to chew the side of my mouth.

Tossing and turning is not part of my repertoire of movements. Messed up hair is definitely not part of a bad night...