Public Service Announcement - 2

This one is in particular for Close Family member, Current PA and Email Buddy.

When you get your shiny new mobile phone and you gleefully text all your nearest and dearest to say 'hello - I have a shiny new phone', for the love of all that is glorious in the Universe,

ADD YOUR FECKING NAME.

Ooh I feel much better now. Anyone fancy a cup of tea?