A long time ago...

...in a place not far away I was walking a big stupid labrador called BJ. Not the ideal name for a dog, but a lovely dog all the same.

So the lead was tied to the side of my wheelchair and we were trotting down the road. I was going at full pelt - about 4 miles an our in my old chair - and BJ was trotting along beside me. Happy as a dog can be when its been distracted from licking its dog parts.

Suddenly, a woman stopped in her bike mid pedal right in the centre of the road.

"You" she said, "its cruel to make that dog pull that wheelchair"

Reader I was speechless. And that NEVER happens...