This woman...

...should not be allowed to be in charge of an email account.

Still the nice estate agent may give almost as good feedback on my essay as my husband. But I don't think she'll appreciate the kisses as much.

This makes the time I nearly invited the administrator of another department at work to a Levellers gig look almost acceptable.....

My advice - don't store the email addresses of friends and family under their names, but under nicknames...

Now make me feel better. Please.