Things I have learnt today...

...even though I've only been up for about two hours....

..everything is better when you've had some sleep...

..Rachels organic raspberry yogurt isn't as nice as the rhubarb one, although it is nice...

.. gesturing at heaps of books, jewellery and CD's and saying that you are 'troubled by piles' is only funny if the person you are saying it to, doesn't actually have haemmorhoids..

Whoops.