The only joke I ever remember...
.... The Dalai Lama goes to buy a hotdog. He approaches the vendor, and the vendor asks him what he would like. 'Ah my child', says the Dalai Lama, 'Make me one with everything'.
So the hot dog vendor piles on the onions, pickles and sauce and hands it to the Dalai Lama who gives him a $20 bill. The Dalai Lama looks optimistically at the vendor as he is expecting some money in return.
'Ah' says the hot dog vendor, 'Change must come from within'
(Actually that's not the only joke I know, there's another, but it's an aural joke. Plus, as it starts 'Three men of irrelevant ethnic origin are being held captive by Saddam Hussain' - it may also be out of date)
So the hot dog vendor piles on the onions, pickles and sauce and hands it to the Dalai Lama who gives him a $20 bill. The Dalai Lama looks optimistically at the vendor as he is expecting some money in return.
'Ah' says the hot dog vendor, 'Change must come from within'
(Actually that's not the only joke I know, there's another, but it's an aural joke. Plus, as it starts 'Three men of irrelevant ethnic origin are being held captive by Saddam Hussain' - it may also be out of date)
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